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My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
Hello, and thank you for honoring me with your question. Prayers for you and yours. Nope. Not how it...
IT IS A JAIL I am a Chinese, a follower of Chairman Mao, and I believe in communism. However, North...
Remember , a Political Party that you belong to tends to be like your FAMILY . We become so much att...
We were having a conversation about Christmas. No fighting or bickering, just talking. I asked what...
Writer’s Digest (are they even around anymore?) used to have good contests; in 1998 or so, I came in...
Federighi talks to Ars about why the iPad’s Mac-style multitasking took so long.
In school, I became popular through my extreme promiscuity. I discovered early on, that guys will li...
A relationship often ends long before it’s officially over. Here are three signs yours may have alre...
Why you want your girlfriend to never have sucked dick before you? She's skilled then don't dump her...
Because with you being her spouse you aren't supposed to. It would cause anger, low self-esteem, lac...
The 131cm-high figurine was sold at the Yongle International Auction in Beijing.